cybercum:

cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer

(via waitingtw0inhale)

Fruta fresca con chile limon y un raspado de guayaba πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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lucid-cloud:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"


This… Omfg I’m crying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

image

(via cumfort)

texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

(via pinchee-ninaa)

me-la-pelas:

heliolisk:

I think all first generation kids can understand what I mean when I talk about how stressful it was when you had to translate for your parents with business calls when you were like in the 2nd grade

Yes πŸ™Œ

(via pincheeejessica)


cali-cocaine:

  • When you were a kid & cried for any β€œberrinche”, your parents would say … "Callate o te voy a dar una chingada para que llores por algo"
  • If you were bad as a teen to your parents & they’d say .. β€œVas a ver cuando tengas hijos, vas a pagar todo lo que me has hecho!”

(via pincheeejessica)

tacos-horchata-yabish:

drunk-stonedanddizzy:

How I eat the pussy.


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